Classic Quotes
Classic Qoutes-Yeah there was too many of them n theres gona be even more so i decided to give them a page on they're own!! ENJOY!!
(For the benefit of everyone else (besides me cairi sarah and megan) megan 1 is megan from edinburgh and im megan 2!)
- ' well i do and its gigantic so get it up you ' Gibby! (Yes he WAS talkin about that! but he didnt mean the second bit which makes it classy!)
-'what like was it?' - Ms Donald
-'so thats the craic wi that aye' - Ms Donald
-'They need sex and if they don't get it they die' - Maggie
-'I had a ferret' - Maggie
-'Afternoon Simon' - Maggie
-'Mornin Margaret snort snort' - Simon (had to be there...hilarious!)
-'Right i say we do the experiment' - Louise
'What do we need?' - Me
'A happy hippo' - Angela (as if you didnt guess)
- 'I like it when its long' - Calena
-'Oh yeah and I've started shaving my arm pits' - finally a calum alston quote!
-'i said MAAAARRRRRRs BAAAAARRRRRRRR' - Maria in barra after me brother taken the piss out of their accent (two years ago!)
-'rabber bampers' - Keith wif an even more enhanced Ness accent
-'so what is it rosie...virgin or not?' - James to Rosie...right on time kirsteen graham walks in and says....'Virginia Reel anyone?'
-' ahahahahahahahahah don't make me pee Megan! Don't make me pee!! hahahahahaha' -Laura Campbell
-'Angus just never says anything interesting' -Paddy
-'guess what....Angus is a bastard' - Paddy
-'so' says paddy to the computer mouse' - Paddy
'are you talkin to the mouse paddy?!' - Me
'no! am talkin to the mouse!' - Paddy
-'Please say he didn't just ask if you could make a palm tree' - Maggie
-'Are you a flora man?' Lousie to Angela
-'Whales aren't as saturated as cows are' - Mr Roberts
-'I'll probably die before everyone here anyways!' - Me
'Why? Because you're short?!' - Paddy
-'You weirdo perverts!' - Mr Roberts
-'Angela shes challenging for your status as nutter of the class!' - Mr Roberts
-'Is it cake?!' Angela
-'You run after them with a net!' - Maggie in usual sarcastic tone lol hehe
-'God i'm sucha slut' - Rachel (barra)
-'you know see if you run out of papers...you can use bible pages' - David
'what....for toilet roll?!' - Rachel
-'He was so shocked he looked like he'd been hit in the balls wi a brick' - Rachel (?)
-'I am sucha tart' - Rachel
-'Try everything once....n twice if you like it!' - Rachel (make that more in her case :P)
-'Duncan what do you think of Rachel?' - Cairi
'I think she's a sex driven maniac' - Duncan (too true ma boy)
-'Do you think i'm a slut?' - Rachel
-'Donald knows as much macdonald history as you could tattoo on a midgies nipple' - Golly (monarch of the glen)
'Theres been another murder'}
'Did I do it?!' } Murphy's Law...get it on DVD!!!(James Nesbitt (also on cold feet) rocks!!)
'Can I see you willy?' - Wee Ruairaidh
'I don't feel how I usually feel' - Ma wee baby Calum Geordie pissed!!
'Cats can grow tortoiseshells!' - Alan
'Its like a blow-job machine wi handles!' - Steven
'thats my goal in life...to rule the world' - Enthalpy
'Other way round PADDY' - Maggy
'Squared?' - Paddy
'No rectangled' - Maggy
'ooooo witty' - Paddy
'Are you crazy?!' - Paddy
'Did you know putting onion in your eye helps your eye sight?' - Maggy
'did you know that if you put a bunch of women in a hostel or whatever all their periods syncronise...must be some hormone thing in the air' - Mr Roberts
'dont lose sleep over it i spend sleepless nights worrying about why chemicals exist in the liquid state...had to go to the doctors..depression...terrible...anyway' - Mr Roberts
'Finger me!' rosie to ruairidh when he took her ring
'Thats RIDICULOUS!' - Maggie
'What do you want to be called?' Alangela to Maggie
'Mrs Apple....what do you think!' Maggie
'Get in there Megan! He's loaded!!'-Calena
'Dave, is she breathing?'-Steven
'Oh god' was Daves reply
'Wheres the party Calena?'-Sinead, quoting the back of Calena's pants in chemistry as they sit further up then her trousers, which leads to me sayin later-
'Am i the only one smart enought NOT to wear pants that go higher then my trousers?!' and with Graces selective hearing, turned it into
' Am i the only one smart enough NOT to wear pants?!' hmmm, got slagged for ages after that
'Ahh theres nothing like food when you're hungry!'-Calena, another classic from Calena
'we'll put you all in a standup comedian show, then we'll see who the real comedian is, and everyone will be laughin AT you!'- Dave, rather confused I think!
'GREAT, just great!'-Dave 'Hothands' Smith's sarcasm
'Megan wants portree to win!'-wee cousin Alasdair(all of the kyleakin side turn and stare at me)
'Yeah well, Iain and Alasdair want to play for the Portree Jnrs!'-me(all of the kyleakin side turn and stare at them) you had to be there
'Dave! Why arent you diving!'
'Its too muddy!'
'But Dave! You're a Goalkeeper!!' hahahahahahahahahaha (to his defense it was like a flippin bog!)
'illegal immagrants!'-Barra people when Megan and Sarah Mac from edinburgh came on the bus
'Least we have proper bus stops!!' replys Cairistiona to their defence!!
'Its Skyegal!'-Neil 'Romeo' Murray
'Meh!'-Greig 'Walter' Millar
'shame i got no ones of u where calum doesnt hav his hands all over you'- Neil 'Dismo' Disney
'Dont listen to Gordon, he has no brain'-Kenneth 'Noofy' MacRae
'Am i not fat enough for him??'-Karen taking a dig at Big Maggy Mac over Kenny Pam (more trouble then hes worth is that lad!)
'So thats it eh'-Karen
'Vaginas are fun yet strangly acoustic...'-the legend that is...Iain 'Camp Dogg' Campbell
'Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!'-Greig, RK and Goph
'I do not rip off Stiflers Lines...I Just borrow them...now and again...ok alot!'-Greig under Walter alias
'GIVE HER DIESEL!'-Willie Nic
'and hugh campbell hotter than me... pah'-Greig
'DAVE! YOU DON'T HAVE MAN BOOBS!' -me hehe:D
'They dont call me 'The Master of Revenge for nothing!!..actually, now that i think about it, they don't call me 'The Master Of Revenge'-Dave again, they get better and better
'Gimmie a sex' horny 18 yr old portree lad who works in the PO and will remain nameless! :P
'I just want a guy thats passing through..quick and easy'-Rosie, then, prefectly timed, a car with its passenger window open, with a really hot lad in the passenger seat comes round the corner. A smile bursts onto Rosies face, then changes to shock as the car stops and Cara goes to speak to them, CAUSE ITS HER COUSIN!! hahaha you had to be there!!
'Do you want one in the bedroom?' - the Sky TV man
'I was just thinkin..and no it didnt hurt!' - Karen
'This is like my territory and i just don't like it' -Karen
'DAVID! It's between me and Megan!.....And the pancakes!' - Naomi
'It's called fashion, you might bump into it some time' - Ian
'Gordon always looks so fecked all the time, never does look sober' - Innes
'I'm Neil Beaton, you might know me, I've been in the paper a lot recently' - Nelly
'It could be a cell or a hospital but its up to Megan to keep me outta these places' - Steven
'Who's this idiot Hothands?' - Gordon
'Should see a doctor about that' - Dave
'Any excuse to txt me eh?' - Steven
'And no i'm not going to rape you' - me
'I don't like being abused in my sleep' - Dave
'Is she actually pissed?' - Gareth
'Megan, thats taking advantage'- Hugh campbell
'Stop touching my six-pack'-Crick, it really is a sixpack!!
'Look theres an ambulance' - Dismo pointing at the burger van in the square
'What is it because her cousin is horny?' - Cairi
'And it's not even padded!' - Cairi
'you're the king!' - Stepford Wives
'she's FABulous!' - gay guy from SW
'I'm going up there'
'Why?' -S W
'I want some!!'
'You're pocketing the couch!'-Mahoo
'thrice dave, thrice'-Romeo
'Don't play ANY love songs' - Cairi
'I think im gona cry on the bus' - Cairi
'At least you know hes ALIVE!!' - Megan 2
'You can have you're apple juice on the bus!'-Cairi
'first the worst second the best, neh neh' - Megan 2
'Look how fat that pigeon is!' - Megan 1
'I don't ean to alarm you but theres a PIGEON behind you' - Megan 1
'I'm terrified of pigeons' - Megan 1
'Everyone's gona think im obsessed with Pigeons' - Megan 1
'Mum! can we get these?!' - Megan 1 to Cairistiona
'Don't get the deli coleslaw it gives me a sore tummy' - Megan 2
'Yeah it's too creamy' - Megan 1
'Megan's hungry so i thought i better feed her now' - Cairi
'I wish we could live' - Cairi
'WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA WAA WA' - Brendan
'hahahahahahaha excuse me.. SNORT' - Cairi
'thats all she eats..toast and coleslaw..i dont believe in starving yourself to become thinner' - Cairi
'put..the..butter..in..the..fridge' - Cairi
'Why me?' - Sarah
'I..can't..move..i'm..petrified' - Cairi
'I want a SUBWAY' - Cairi
'If we're gona fight i need to take my necklace off...no nails!' - Cairi to Megan 1
'Did you know bounty doesnt break?!?!' Megan 1
'How amazing would it be to have a dolphin flying over your head?!' Cairi
'Stop it you're putting me off, now i'll have wind' - Sarah Mac
'I'll play with your hair if you tickle my feet' - Cairi to Megan 1
'If i put any pressure on my stomach my food will come up' - Cairi
'I'd rather be stinky then be obese' - Cairi
'that's how it feels when someone tickles your feet, but better!' - Cairi whispers to Megan 1
'QUOTE!!' - Megan 2
'So are you goin out now?' wee mark asks dave whos still in his safeways uniform
'Oh yeah , where am i gona go dressed like this?!' replies dave sarcastically
'erm...safeways??' mark. ahahaha that put dave in his place!
'OUCH! thats HOT!' - Me
'Well it is the hot tap Megan' - Innes
'When I have hormones I shout at my mum' - Cairi
'All three of us are gonna be saggy when we're older' - Cairi
'He said "I'm on the ferry to Wales" ' - Enthalpy (AKA Angela)
'You don't get a ferry to Wales you idiot' - The Polo Queen (AKA Louise)
'A lot of paper ripping going on here' - Mrs Turner
'Yeah, erm, it kinda, got stuck, under the chair' - Polo Queen
'I'm gona start bringin a suitcase to skule' - Enthalpy
'1 boy + 1 girl = 1 couple' - Enthalpy
'Not 2 couples, ONE couple' - Polo Queen
'Do you know "your mother has a penis" ?' - Enthalpy
'Watch the cows!' - Ipag
'I didnt mean to stroke you there' - Murdo to Innes
'How much like sex is this?!' - Innes to Murdo
'Should I lock the car?' - Corrine
'Why, whos gona steal it?!' - Rosie
'EIGHT PUNKS IN A POLO!!' - Me
'On sunday i went into work and i went in this room and i saw a key that said cellar.................... so i decided to go to the cellar coz id never been to a cellar before and all it was was someones cupboard...that was full of umbrellas' - Enthalpy
'We got a new bus and i dont like it instead of a row of seats its got stairs.....going down the way' - Enthalpy
'So alcohol is like a catalyst?' - need i say who?
'I was going for a piss and i walked in on these two frolicking in the bathroom' - courtesy of Mr Reid
'It was 10 minutes about half an hour ago' - Maggy
'I need longer arms' - Enthalpy
'You know this morning i came downstairs for breakfast... i wanted a muffin...so i put it in the microwave...but i forgot about it....and it brunt to a frazzle' - Enthalpy
